Couple Accused of Assault Using Cheetos

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SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. (June 27) - Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said 40-year-old James Earl Taylor and 44-year-old Mary S. Childers became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

$ 1M Bill

Man Jailed For Trying to Pass $1M Bill Published: October 10, 2007 News Blog 677 clicks 0 comments Change for a million? That's what a man was seeking Saturday when he handed a $1 million bill to a cashier at a Pittsburgh supermarket. But when the Giant Eagle employee refused and a manager confiscated the bogus bill, the man flew into a rage, police said. The man slammed an electronic funds-transfer machine into the counter and reached for a scanner gun, police said.

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Bathroom Break Lawsuit

Lawsuit Brings New Meaning to Bathroom Break
A New Jersey woman is suing a local sports bar and toilet seat manufacturer after her trip to the rest room was extended beyond her control. Kathleen Hewko claims she got stuck inside a toilet bowl for 20 minutes when the handicap toilet seat she was sitting on cracked and dumped her in the bowl.
Hewko, who had hip surgery several years ago, alleges that she reinjured her hip when the seat broke. Hewko’s attorney claims the incident is not her fault as the 130-140 pound woman is not obese.
Defendants Starters Sports Bar and Kohler Co. declined to comment.
—Source: The Morning Call (Allentown, PA)(Special thanks to CFIF Reader Steve who sent us the story)
[Posted December 11, 2008]